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SOCIALISMYou have two cows. You give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM
You have two cows. The state takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM
You have two cows. The state takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM
You have two cows. The state takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM
You have two cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

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